--- title: "Coptic" excerpt: "My ninth book!." sidebar: - title: "A wild ?????? has appeared!" image: https://placekittens.com/150/400 image_alt: "placeholder image" text: "This image used to be a kitten, and the text used to say \"Meow\", but then the kitten-generator broke. The image still might be a kitten, but it's no longer a guarantee." gallery: - image_path: /assets/uh223/coptic/book.jpg url: /assets/uh223/coptic/book.jpg - image_path: /assets/uh223/coptic/center.jpg url: /assets/uh223/coptic/center.jpg - image_path: /assets/uh223/coptic/edge.jpg url: /assets/uh223/coptic/edge.jpg - image_path: /assets/uh223/coptic/inside.jpg url: /assets/uh223/coptic/inside.jpg --- {% include gallery caption="My Books" %} Once more, in no particular order, I learned the following: - Books require blood sacrifices. - Please dedicate said sacrifices to the blood god. - Waxing threads does not mean that the thread will remain on the needle. - When storing a book, just because you don't bend it when putting it inside the storage, does not mean you can bend the storage. - Paper will do its absolute best to fold ever so slightly askew of where you intend it to fold. - Especially if you are folding multiple folios into a section at the same time. - Tearing paper is a very effective and fast method of making folios. - Nail polish, no matter the type, will leave marks on folios when folding. - Or if you move your hand too much. - Or if your hand is anywhere near the paper.